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Fuck!

In mijos, silly on November 26, 2008 at 12:03 am

cursing

5 year old son:  “Daddy, I know what the worst word in the world is.  It’s fuck!”

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Me, playing a rhyming game with 5 year old son:  “What do you get if you replace the ‘d’ in ‘dog’ with an ‘f’?”

5 year old son:  “Fuck!”

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Me, to 5 year old son:  “I hope Santa brings me something nice.”

5 year old son:  “Like a booty?”

My son has no idea how relevant that is.  ‘Cuz yeah, I’d like some booty.

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